Ice Ice Baby

So the Raptors are playing literally the worst team in all of sports tonight, the new jersey nets. I'm already gonna call this a win, like normally you'd be inclined to give some credit to the other side involved but those guys are a total f'n mess, total mess.
Del Harris who's had a pretty decent coaching career, resigned yesterday as an assistant coach, devin harris has become baron davis (bd, 4yrs ago), CDR is too busy twittering (check his twit feed if you don't believe), and factor in the fact that they play in the swamps and nobody in Jersey gives a shit about them, you have all the ingredients of a first class mess. They want Johnny Wall so badddddd.

So you can imgaine when they go on the road the home team needs to do something to entice fans to come out and watch. The Toronto Raptors have decided to kill it today, an unprecedent half time show to bring butts into the ACC. A half time show of historical significance, seriously! Today at the half performing live in front of the fans will be none other then, Vanilla Ice.

"Dance! bum rush a speaker that booms..."

Now I hope, I actually pray, that the raptors dance pack, the mascot and even some of the players get involved with this performance. I don't even know the last time the Iceman may have performed in front of a large audience, he'll definitely need the help.
Him and his boojie moves.

"Alright stop, collaborate and listen/ Ice is back with a brand new invention..."

So if you haven't been to a game this year, this would be a decent fan experience. You'll be able to see the Raptors whip the ass of the crappy Nets and see one of the greatest rappers of all time perform at half time lol. A win and a concert all in one, now that's value.

"Girls were hot wearing less then bikini's" - where? Of course, "A 1 A, beachfront aveeeeenueeee"

I'm interested to see if the tv feeds are going to show the performance at half time, seeing as this game has been advertised for the last two weeks on the jumbo tron in the ACC with Jose and Demar rapping ice ice baby. And during games, this half time show has been plugged by the announcers in the ACC and even Mr Bosh himself has urged the fans to come out and watch Vanilla lol!

Anyhow ill leave it at that, raptors win, raptors win.....and the iceman rocks the house, so if you haven't been to a game yet this season, now would be a good time.

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