Officially Ready for the WWE - Tito/Jenna = Gold Dust/Marlena

Tito Ortiz, jumped the shark as they say the other day. Well in hindsight, he may have jumped the shark a long ass time ago, but this time he really did it. After being arrested for allegedly beating his porn star wife up, because of finding drugs in her possession (oxycotin) he was arrested and thrown in jail.

Foo.

Anyhow, Ortiz, your getting older, your best days are past you, so just do the inevitable from now. Join the WWE, you can revive Sunder's wrestling hero growing up, Gold Dust. Seriously, you already got the doo, got the look somewhat, it would be an easy transition. Reconcile with your wife, and boom, you have your new Marlena. Makes sense, this couple is and has been straight WWE from time!!!! Think DDP, Macho Man, and of course, Gold Dust. You got the mouth to cut a promo, the athletic ability to actually do stuff in the ring, and the charisma to fit in perfectly with the wacky world of professional wrestling.

Vince McMahon, thrives on controversy and after the departure of his big stars in the early 2000s (the rock, stone cold, etc) he needs something to bring attention to a "sport" that has gotten pretty lame. Call your boy Tito, he'd fit right in and since all this 'heat' is on him now, you have a full out 'heel' on your hands with media attention...anybody here chhhchinnnng $$$$

I swear, I should sell these ideas.....and eh, this is the 2nd Gold Dust reference made on the blog lol

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